Sweet Deception

Having bad memory as a reader
Person: Have you read *insert book title*?
Me: Oh, yeah! I loved that book!
Person: Great! Do you remember *insert book scene*? That was epic.
Me: Whoa. Hold on. I said I loved the book, but I honestly don't remember a thing that happened in it.

Put a word inside my inbox

pumpkin-bread:

ozeia:

firstofallhowdareyou:

And I’ll tell you a fact about myself based off that word

holy shit do this

yeh

dulect:

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

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How people describe me
Friends from Online/social media: you are nice, sweet, caring, pretty, have a cute smile, enthusiastic
Friends irl: you have a resting bitch face, you're intimidating, you never smile, you look rude, you look like you hate the world, you look like you wanna murder everyone